What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 12:11

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
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